CANCEL WENDY

DECEMBER 2023

ILLUSTRATION, COUSIN OF THE “NEW MOON MOOD” SERIES, THE ILLUSTRATOR QUESTIONS LIFE, DEATH,
THE THINGS THAT REALLY MATTER AND TAKES
THE OPPORTUNITY TO CRITICIZE CANCEL CULTURE.

TEXTE :

DID I TELL YOU YOUR EX BAD HABITS AND MY SHAMEFUL DAYS WILL BE MEANINGLESS IN A NEAR FUTURE ?
OH, DID I TELL YOU I WAS BORN FROM NOTHING
AND BOUM, I’M ALREADY A GROWN UP
WITH A STIFF NECK ?

OH, DID I TELL YOU ONLY CAPITALISM CAN MAKE ME
GO OUTSIDE ON A WINTERY DAY ?
OH, DID I TELL YOU YOU MAKE ME SO BREATHLESS
RIGHT NOW (OR IS IT MY ASTHMA) ?

DID I TELL YOU THAT SHIT YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT YESTERDAY IS NOW A LOST STAR IN THE UNIVERSE ?
DID I TELL YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE WAITING IN
AN UNINHABITED PLANET ?

DID I TELL YOU EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT A STAR,
YOUR LIFE IS SO VALUABLE TO ME ?

OH, DID I TELL YOU I’M FLAWLESS AND
MES PETS SENTENT LA ROSE ?
OH, I’M SORRY, I LIED.

DID I TELL YOU I ATE A JAPANESE SNACK IN KICHIJOJI THAT I NEVER FORGET THE TASTE, BUT THE BRAND ?

DID I TELL YOU MY VALUABLE THINGS WILL BE DUST AND FLOUR IN A NEAR FUTURE ? OH, DID I TELL YOU I DON’T BELIEVE IN ALIENS AND I THINK, HUMANS ARE THE REAL ONES ?

DID I TELL YOU I CAN CREATE UNIVERSE WITH MY PEN ?

OH, DID I TELL YOU I CAN’T TELL IF IT’S YOU OR THE CLIMATE CHANGE WHO MAKE ME SWEAT ? OH, DID I TELL YOU MY LOST LOVE LETTERS AND YOUR WRITING TROPHÉE WILL BE MEANINGLESS IN A NEAR FUTURE ?

DID I TELL YOU I’M QUITE SENSITIVE WHEN I DO A GOOD JOKE BUT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND MY SENSE
OF HUMOR ? DID I TELL YOU, EVERY MONDAY,
I WANT TO QUITTER LA EARTH AND GO TO MARS ?

DID I TELL YOU THAT THE DISTANCE FROM MARS IS THE SAME AS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN MY NEIGHBOR’S HEART AND MINE ?

DID I TELL YOU BECAUSE I’M A WOMAN I’M HERE TO SAVE YOU ? OMO, SORRY, IT WAS A LIE. I’M BUSY SAVING MYSELF FIGURE IT OUT IF I WILL DANCE IN HELL OR PARADISE.

OH, DID I TELL I WAS CANCELLED YESTERDAY NIGHT
AT WENDY’S RESTAURANT ?