COUSINE DE LA SÉRIE « NEW MOON MOOD », À TRAVERS L'ILLUSTRATION « CANCEL WENDY », L’ILLUSTRATRICE SE QUESTIONNE SUR LA VIE, LA MORT, LES CHOSES QUI IMPORTENT VRAIMENT ET PROFITE POUR TACLER
LA CANCEL CULTURE.
TEXTE :
DID I TELL YOU YOUR EX BAD HABITS AND MY SHAMEFUL DAYS WILL BE MEANINGLESS IN A NEAR FUTURE ?
OH, DID I TELL YOU I WAS BORN FROM NOTHING
AND BOUM, I’M ALREADY A GROWN UP
WITH A STIFF NECK ?
OH, DID I TELL YOU ONLY CAPITALISM CAN MAKE ME
GO OUTSIDE ON A WINTERY DAY ?
OH, DID I TELL YOU YOU MAKE ME SO BREATHLESS
RIGHT NOW (OR IS IT MY ASTHMA) ?
DID I TELL YOU THAT SHIT YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT YESTERDAY IS NOW A LOST STAR IN THE UNIVERSE ?
DID I TELL YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE WAITING IN
AN UNINHABITED PLANET ?
DID I TELL YOU EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT A STAR,
YOUR LIFE IS SO VALUABLE TO ME ?
OH, DID I TELL YOU I’M FLAWLESS AND
MES PETS SENTENT LA ROSE ?
OH, I’M SORRY, I LIED.
DID I TELL YOU I ATE A JAPANESE SNACK IN KICHIJOJI THAT I NEVER FORGET
THE TASTE, BUT THE BRAND ?
DID I TELL YOU MY VALUABLE THINGS WILL BE DUST AND FLOUR IN A NEAR FUTURE ? OH, DID I TELL YOU I DON’T BELIEVE IN ALIENS AND I THINK, HUMANS ARE THE REAL ONES ?
DID I TELL YOU I CAN CREATE UNIVERSE WITH MY PEN ?
OH, DID I TELL YOU I CAN’T TELL IF IT’S YOU OR THE CLIMATE CHANGE WHO MAKE ME SWEAT ? OH, DID I TELL YOU MY LOST LOVE LETTERS AND YOUR WRITING TROPHÉE WILL BE MEANINGLESS IN A NEAR FUTURE ?
DID I TELL YOU I’M QUITE SENSITIVE WHEN I DO A GOOD JOKE BUT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND MY SENSE
OF HUMOR ? DID I TELL YOU, EVERY MONDAY,
I WANT TO QUITTER LA EARTH AND GO TO MARS ?
DID I TELL YOU THAT THE DISTANCE FROM MARS IS THE SAME AS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN MY NEIGHBOR’S HEART AND MINE ?
DID I TELL YOU BECAUSE I’M A WOMAN I’M HERE TO SAVE YOU ?
OMO, SORRY, IT WAS A LIE. I’M BUSY SAVING MYSELF FIGURE IT OUT
IF I WILL DANCE IN HELL OR PARADISE.
OH, DID I TELL I WAS CANCELLED YESTERDAY NIGHT
AT WENDY’S RESTAURANT ?
